Anonymous asked i was wondering if you are going to do that gross cultural appropiation of dia de muertos this year too?


Oh, I’m not sure yet, maybe I’ll defile Hanukkah this year.. but, you know,cool, I guess you, instead, already decided to spend your precious time complaining about strangers’ themed parties this year too! Good for you!


awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 


(via snowballismyname)

me:  im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later:  behold the trash lord